- I used to be called ‘Boots’ because I lived in a pair of Monkey Boots (do they still make them?).
- I am also musically stuck in the 1980s but did go to a number of Raves in the early 90s.
- I spent 18 months of my life in a Category A prison.
- I once shared a lift with Jackie Collins.
- I wish I had realised the real potential of having a University Education (and drunk less, so I might remember which subject of I got the BA (Hons) in!)
- One of my best friends from the early 90s still refuses to speak to me. In fact, there is another friend from the late 80s who also pretends I don’t exist (I told you I drank too much).
- I love Art Deco and still refuse to admit to hubby how much I actually paid for the lamp in the front room and the lampshade in the dining room.
- I have part of my body missing; which leads some to interpret I was made out of a test-tube (mum assures me I wasn’t).
- I recently fulfilled an ambition to be paid for my writing when I had an article published in a magazine. Just working on number two.
- One of my most memorable trips was also a scout camp – me and 13 boys (unfortunately one of them was my brother who regularly rang home).
- Qualifications include my cycling proficiency badge and my 1500 metre swimming badge. I have also got Grade 4 CSE Electronics and my teacher (whose name escapes me at the moment) was so proud.
Can you spot the lie?
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